Lunch break with S
10.90 deals at the circles
S’s friend (W) joined after we started
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W: hello!! omg omg this guy was smiling to me at the mall i had to talk to him but i don’t know..giggles and i was saying i would b late but gosh i don’t know so many people were looking at us, i think the office guys saw it. i don’t know what Richard thinks, i rejected his offer at coffee to lunch what should i do, can u see my vpl?
bb : pizza munch munch hi
S and W chats lalala
S to W : you wanna get something to eat?
W: I’m too fat and besides there is nothing here for me to eat. i think i will get some water.
S to W : babe seriously you are getting too skinny take it easy on the diet man.
W: I’m too fat really! look!! ( squeezes her bones)
W points to me ( licking my lunch set pudding off the plate)
W: i really envy her. i couldn’t possibly eat like her, I’m already twice her size! can’t imagine what will happen if i ate like her, that pudding has a thousand calories! omg!!!!
W continued with that load of crap for the next 45 minutes.
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What was ok.
1 She, an additional unknown friend joining us
2 She for whatever reason did not want to eat. i do not care.
3 She wanted to catch up with S.
4 She did not interrupt that much
5 IF she had a brain
What’s NOT ok.
Dragging someone else into her crap.
That tiny pudding did not have a thousand calories, she needed a brain.
Just Fyi,
W is 3/4 the size of bb. (external size statistics)
Bitch
You do not drag others into your bullshit just to have people comfort you telling you how perfectly boney all your things are.
Go seek attention else where like on Facebook, or you could strip at the office, it would give you all the attention you want.
Unlike W, I cannot throw up as i wish after eating, but at that point, I really wanted to throw up on her, and her miu miu.
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Talked/bitched to Z on Whatsapp in the afternoon. She knew a W.
X Y and Z are/were friends
Biggest – Y Z X – Smallest ( external size statistic)
XYZ’s knew each other for 7 years
Obsessed Dieting made X a complete pea brain (like W)
There isn’t much left in the brain of X and its annoying.
+from+Whatsapp+++(it looks like a lot but thats everything in there) +++++++++++++
In X’s brain:
-im fat? giggles really!
-actually I’m four size smaller than before and I’m super happy giggles
-i wear tiny clothes i couldn’t ever fit into before
-did you see my perfect stomach?
-check out my collarbone
-haha i must stay thin giggles
-i must make them think i think I’m fat giggles
-il say i can’t eat basically anything because I’m allergic and for health etc
-i am allergic to most food other than tomatoes, i can eat three of that
-i must not eat
-i will have a glass of lemon water
-a drop of honey is too much
-they can’t see my fats giggles
-Y and Z i am not good looking like you girls sniffs (I’m hotter)
-the girls in office are so thin
-i need to eat less
-im hungry so hungry guys lets go for dinner
-actually i will just get water guys I don’t know why i feel full now
-am i fat?
-i had 10 (1) cashew nut, i should throw up
-what did they say at the meeting?? giggles what happened?
-nevermind I’m fat
-where are my diet supplements
-shes so fat haha I’m thinner n hotter gosh but she must not know
-il drink water and look at her eat lunch
-make sure she eats something that will make her fat
-im fat
-im hot giggles
-my boyfriend loves me
-i am a queen
-office guy is looking at me
-he likes me
-i can’t carry this giggles and blinks
-the diet supplement is making me fart! can they smell it?
-my arm has no strength now I’m 4 sizes smaller
-all men fall to my boney feet
-they are all my slaves
-i will show them my collarbones
-im fat
-haha i actually know i am thin
-did you see how nice my boobs look in that dress giggles
-oh no girls I’m really shy about this dress makes me look fat*
-that is why i paid a 100bucks for it. to look fat and ugly at this function.
-i will use a see through pullover so you know i am hot
-i must remind them how thin n hot i am
-must discuss how fat i am
-you are stress at work? I’m so stress i can’t fit into my dress
-what do u mean papers?
-who’s wedding is this?
-whats my job? i don’t know did you see my nice cleavage?
-what show are we watching now?
-my face is perfect
-im hungry
-can we go for a drink later? i need to fill up on evian
-must tell size 12 babe she is hot and thin
-when was that botox appointment? giggles
-i am hotter shhhh don’t tell them I’m size 6! I’m happy!
-haha they are such suckers
-what did you say? you know my boyfriend thinks I’m fat
-did you see my new eyelash extension?
-news? sorry i don’t know anything other than fats
-you mean cholesterol is a fat? what do u mean??
-i don’t know anything about anything
-im hot right?
-you know i m fat? i need to lose weight
-i don’t know why that guy is looking at me giggles
-i can’t feel my bones
-i am so fat haha I am hot! u are just jealous
-im a goddess.
-what do you mean we can’t talk? are you jealous of my beauty my bones my bf, our money?
-you are hurting my feelings! what are feelings?? can you help me switch on the lights? giggles and giggles
-what is a brain? can you repeat? haha sorry i am not sure what you are talking about, what is a government incentive? is it a bank account? can you help me carry this? giggles
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You know what W, X and those like them.
Yes. you are fat.
You are also lazy and stupid.
Get a life.
It is really obvious what you are doing.
You are poisonous to your friends.
People stare at you because you are a bird brain on the loose.
Z was exhausted recalling what what was left in X’s brain and her abilities to think, carry things, button her own clothes, pee, doubting she would be able to stay in her job or even lift a foot to walk next year.
To others on the borderline of being the annoying piece of crap like W/X,
Be warned.
You will wake up with 38 kilograms of permanent, wobbly fat in areas you hate.
The same goes for those with perfectly fine features going for plastic surgery, justifying it, making it righteous and a norm. It is nonsensical and it pisses normal folks off. We could talk about the contents of your brain another time if we get bored.
You will wake up with no features, warts and a beard.
Don’t worry. You would have an eye so you could see it.
TGIF
xoxo,
bb
